Pickup Lines
posted by jess on February 26th, 2004 at 12:54PM
posted by jess on February 26th, 2004 at 12:54PM
Most of my midterms and assignments are done so I figure I might post something.
Out of curiosity, have you ever used a pickup line before? I'm wondering what other wonderful pickups I haven't heard yet. Here are a few that I've heard from friends.
My friends and I are all at Revolution on a friday night. Some random guy comes out of no where and slips his hand around my friend's waist and turns her around. She turns to face him, with a really surprised look on her face. He looks at her and says, "Hey! You're in my CS class!" He really wasn't ...
One of my guy friends really wanted to know this girl who worked at the food court in the mall back home. He writes his phone number on a sugar packet, walks up to her, and says, "You dropped this, /sugar/." I thought that was rather clever ... unfortunately, it didn't snag the girl.
Any others?
Out of curiosity, have you ever used a pickup line before? I'm wondering what other wonderful pickups I haven't heard yet. Here are a few that I've heard from friends.
My friends and I are all at Revolution on a friday night. Some random guy comes out of no where and slips his hand around my friend's waist and turns her around. She turns to face him, with a really surprised look on her face. He looks at her and says, "Hey! You're in my CS class!" He really wasn't ...
One of my guy friends really wanted to know this girl who worked at the food court in the mall back home. He writes his phone number on a sugar packet, walks up to her, and says, "You dropped this, /sugar/." I thought that was rather clever ... unfortunately, it didn't snag the girl.
Any others?
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posted by dennisn on February 26th, 2004 at 7:18PM 'cuz if you were wondering if we had used any ourselves, the answer (with the exception of dsk) is no .. absolutely definitely not.
we're all 100% pure virgins, in every sense of the word. i'm sure lot's of chicks might dig that. spread the word. my cherry is ready for the picking. also, what do you mean guy #1 was a 'real pervert'. i mean, i would consider myself to be a pervert. is that a bad thing? |
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posted by Driusan on February 26th, 2004 at 5:30PM So let me get this straight: Guy #1 acts like a complete dick and gets a couple dates out of it, Guy #2 exhibits some creativity and gets shot down because of it? Figures. Damn wimmin. The moral of this story seems to be "always make sure girls are as drunk as possible."
Actually, most of the times I go out it's with intersexed (w00t, second word I've invented in two days) groups which basically means that a) people don't try and pick up the people I'm there with, since they're already hanging out with a group of guys and b) Girl talk sort of stories like "this guy was trying to pick me up by .." don't come up very often. |
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ha!
posted by Driusan on February 26th, 2004 at 3:50PM Me thinks you're asking the wrong group of people. (Except maybe DSK, but something tells me he either won't post anything or will have gotten most of his from various movies/tv shows.)
So did guy #1 get hit hard enough to knock him out, or just slapped hard enough to make him go away? |
